| The Drama of Ions |
[Sep. 18th, 2006|11:14 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | Aerosmith "Don't Want to Miss a Thing" | ] |
Bromite (BrO2-) tries with all his might
To try to date Chlorate (ClO3-)
While Tin (II) (Sn2+) would rather win
The heart of Perchlorate (ClO4-)
Sulfite (SO32-) likes Chlorite
Though he might bite
Bromate (BrO3-) makes cake
For a certain special mate
Acetate (CH3COO-) tries to assassinate
That murderous Phosphate (PO43-)
Who all the while
Is sleeping with Li+ (lithium)
And that crocodile
Waits for Fluoride (F -)
To brush his teeth with hydride (H-)
Iodide (I -) waits for no man
Completely by herself with no plan
Peroxide (O22-) yells “OMG,
I NEED TO SAVE CYANIDE (CN-)!
FROM EVIL SULFIDE (S2-)!”
Silver (Ag+) chases Potassium (K+)
Making him bananas
Cesium (Cs+) hooks up with Iodite (IO2- )
Cheating on Strontium (Sr2 )
Despite his best efforts
Of Whooing Mrs. Calcium (Ca2+)
Cadmium (Cd2+) and Magnesium (Mg2+)
Walk around happily
Believing that Zinc (Zn2+)
Will forever be linked to them
That is the tale
Of the town of Ions
May they forever drive on
In those little Scions
Yes..for my chem class in COLLEGE. |
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| Mmmm old entries. |
[May. 3rd, 2006|07:23 pm] |
So exactly one year ago...according to this journal....I enjoyed orange juice and Beth commeneted that at the "Ring Party" that we have orange juice. I'm pretty sure we never did.
Two years ago, according to this journal..It was raining (Hm raining today?) and nothing was accomplished at school and I had just started watching Passions. Interesting... |
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[Feb. 26th, 2006|07:36 pm] |
You can't be me, I'm a rock star. I'm rhyming on the top of a cop car
I'm a rebel and my .44 pops far. |
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| Delicious surveys |
[Feb. 10th, 2006|08:15 pm] |
1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
Adam in english class. It took us a couple of times but we finally got the low-five as well...
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
..Well. I have no freaking idea.
3) Do you sleep with the tv on?
If I'm tired enough, I'll do it on purpose
4) Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
Just a couple of sips.
5) Have you ever won a spelling bee?
Oh, I suck at spelling.
6) Have you ever been stung by a bee?
No. Once I got really close, cause a bee landed on my nose...
7) How fast can you type?
Uh. I don't remember from my tech readiness days. I think the highest I got to was 100 per minute.
8) Are you afraid of the dark?
...Am I five?
9) What color are your socks?
Classy white.
10) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
A drive in? ....Not like a drive-thru? Not that I have made out in either...
11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
Psh. A couple of years ago?
12) Do you knock on wood?
Your mom knocks on wood.
13) Do you floss daily?
Sorry, Dr. Dentist.
14) Do you wanna Fanta?
Nah, unless those girls were replaced with crazy fanta guys singing it...Actually. Probably still no. That would scare me.
15) Can you hula hoop?
Like it goes around once or twice. And then dies. Unless you count me kicking it around my legs.
16) Are you good at keeping secrets?
Yeah
17) What do you want for Christmas?
...It's Feb.
18) Do you know the Muffin Man?
He does live down Marry Lane...
19) Do you talk in your sleep?
I think I mumble. Occasionally I will cough in my sleep.
20) Who wrote the book on love?
...Jesus.
21) Have you ever flown a kite?
Yes.
22) Do you wish on your fallen lashes?
So I didn't know you were supposed to do that till I saw a show on disney were they did it. I've tried it a couple of times, like you are supposed to blow if off or something right? It always sticks to my fingers. Fucking lashes.
23) Do you whiten your teeth?
I got this white-out looking stuff but it pissed me off, so no.
24) Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
Mmmm....Macaroni?
25) Have you ever asked for a pony?
No. I realized since I was little they would shit a lot.
26) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs??
No. Because that's like me walking down the street and all of a sudden seeing my offspring.
27) Can you juggle?
Two with two hands.
28) Missing someone now?
Of course
30) Do the chickens have large talons?
..What the fuckk....
32) Are you ready to rumble?
Always. Bring it.
34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
Nope
35) How do you spell relief?
....Relief?
36) Have you ever crawled through a window?
I'm pretty sure I would...get stuck.
37) Have you ever eaten dog food?
No but my neighbor when I was little did. And she wanted me to. But I overcame peer pressure. And just said no to dog food. True story.
38) Can you handle the truth?
Possibly
39) Do you like green eggs and ham?
I am pretty sure the eggs would be bad if they were green. And ham is gross.
[Parents still together]
yeah
[Siblings]
yes
[Pets]
Cody is da bomb.
[Color]
black
[Number]
588
[Animal]
dogs
[Drinks]
Uh. Arizona Ice Teas
[Soda]
VANILLA COKE. Or Lime Coke
[Book]
Oh look at my myspace damnit.
[Flower]
Anything that doesn't make me sneeze.
DO YOU
[Color your hair?]
Occasionally
[Twirl your hair]
...The only way to flirt? Psh.
[Drink?]
Um. Well. I believe that is essential.
[Like roller coasters?]
Yes
[Wish you could live somewhere else?]
Sometimes
[Own a web cam?]
No.
[Ever get off the computer?]
..Clearly no.
CURRENTS
[Current clothing]
I realize I wear the same black sweatshit all the time. And jeans.
[Current mood]
Dieing
[Current taste]
Salivia
[Current hair]
....Straight
[Current thing I ought to be doing]
Looking for scholarships
[Current cd in stereo]
Nothing. El IPOD has taken over.
[Last book you read]
"Brave New World"
[Last movie you saw]
Uh. A Stranger Calls. Urgh.
[Last thing you ate]
My spit. Oh that's yummy. |
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[Jan. 5th, 2006|02:48 pm] |
You know what makes me uncomfortable?
Those commercials of little kids in bath tubs.
Without shirts.
Like, they're clearly toddlers and there in the tub naked on tv.
I don't want to see toddler nipples. I don't want to see little girls future breasts on tv. Just, my god. Isn't this illegal? Isn't it some weird sick form of child pornography?
And I don't want to see little baby bums being wiped either for that fact. I just don't. I am sorry. I don't have a fetish for little baby bums. |
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[Dec. 17th, 2005|05:25 pm] |
 Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) dec61488 (-5000 points). Last Friday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Monday I bought porn for sheebad123 (10 points). In June I bought porn for rachelgold (-10 points). In August I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4978 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
ilikethenumb |
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| Only as cool as I pretend to be |
[Oct. 18th, 2005|07:41 pm] |
Leave me a comment and...
1. I'll respond with something random i like about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal |
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| (no subject) |
[Oct. 9th, 2005|11:21 am] |
| My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul |
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| ilikethenumb goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Your Mom. | | alias_thorne gives you 18 yellow cola-flavoured pieces of taffy. | | asorbic_acid tricks you! You get a clothespin. | | dec61488 gives you 11 red mint-flavoured pieces of chewing gum. | | iknowyouloveme tricks you! You get a 3.5-inch floppy disc. | | javertt gives you 1 green tropical-flavoured gummy worms. | | nuttmeg911 gives you 9 white vanilla-flavoured pieces of chewing gum. | | phwoar_its_theb gives you 11 orange vanilla-flavoured pieces of chewing gum. | | rachelgold tricks you! You get a used tissue. | | seanms88 tricks you! You get a block of wood. | | sheebad123 gives you 10 dark green cinnamon-flavoured pieces of bubblegum. | | ilikethenumb ends up with 60 pieces of candy, a clothespin, a 3.5-inch floppy disc, a used tissue, and a block of wood. | | Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern. |
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| my head hurtsssssssssss |
[Aug. 10th, 2005|11:06 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  bored | ] |
senior pictures today...
"EXCELLENT" "FABULOUS" "WONDERFUL" "BEST ONE YET"-from the photographer.
Clearly, this is a sign I am going to be a supermodel. |
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| rant |
[Aug. 9th, 2005|08:25 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  cynical | ] |
Start of rant.
Urgh. Work.
Urgh. Ugliness.
Urgh. Awkwardness.
Urgh. Thoughts.
Urgh. Tomorrow.
Urgh. AP reading.
Urgh. Colorado.
End of rant. |
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| I swear, I am not a rascist. |
[Aug. 5th, 2005|07:47 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  exclamation over the head! | ] |
Like, I love the little boy from Smart Guy.
If I was to point out any faults, clearly it would be his ears...
But I am not an earist either. I loved Dumbo. Infact, I cried during that movie. Cried during that movie in ninth grade.
Ok, so maybe not like sobbing, but a tear ...Ok so the tear didn't actually come out, but it was building up till I turned the channel. I couldn't take it anymore.
I am not comparing this kid to Dumbo though. I love this kid. Don't get me wrong. Big fan. BIG fan of...Tahj Mowery. ..Mowry.
.....
Not a rascist.
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